Good Evening Children,


Seasons Greetings! Christmas is almost upon us, like it or not! Die hard atheists are doing their best to piss off Christians and ruin everyone's fun. If you are a real atheist, you will not be celebrating Christmas at all, and will donate any presents you receive to a charity (but probably not Christian Aid). Otherwise you're having your cake and eating it. And this isn't cake season. It's turkey season! Unless you're in Eastern Europe, in which case it's duck. Get your shit together, fucktard. 


Now, next thing. I owe my readers, such as they are, a present. So i thought I'd share a little festive spirit with you all! 

Wasn't that lovely! But, since I am most generous and benevolent, I bestow upon you not one, but TWO (2) gifts of yuletide cheer! Christmas Present No.2: 

And there you go, two things that have just made your Christmas much, MUCH, more metal. For so long, the two have been portrayed as mutually exclusive (that means you can have one but not both, you child), but now, thanks to my wisdom, you can have BOTH! Isn't that just so much better? 

Shut up you. Get back to reading about Nietzsche on Wikipedia and calling yourself a misanthrope. 

Merry Christmas! 

D.