It seems Bieber hate is back on the rise. Yes, the ancient ritual by which all metalheads attain status in the trve metal army - calling Justin Bieber a faggot - is on the resurgence, and on the resurgence bad.
Some of you may remember when the feud between (12 year old) metalheads and Bieber fans escalated into all out war about six months ago, mostly as a result of this kid saying that "metal sucks dick", and inadvertenly sparking the most violent flame war of all time. Bloody and vicious were the glorious battles waged in the comments sections of YouTube.
No quarter was asked for and none given, as both sides fought tooth and nail to prove that Bieber either was, or was not, a "fagit" and "ghey".
The comments section of "Baby, Baby" |
The carnage and senseless trolling eventually abated. The sheer intensity of hatin' was simply unsustainable, and the energies of both sides were spent. The war lapsed back into stalemate and the occasional skirmish via Video Response.
Also this. |
"Faggot!" |
How wrong I was. Just the other day, whilst I was enjoying some Entombed, I casually scrolled down to the comments section, to peruse this video's version of the genre-debate/race war/argument over religion. And my flaming TRVE metal eyes fell upon…
Bieber:
1. Fucking sucks
2. Has no musical talent
3. Talks like a chick
4. Is a huge fucking faggot
5. Sucks his own dick
6. Can fucking burn
Fuck justin bieber, HAIL METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \m/
Straight from the desk of Field Marshall McFalse at Poseur HQ.
I have never seen something so blatantly written by a child trying to act metal. My personal favourite is Reason Number 4: "Is a huge fucking faggot".
You: Yeah brah! Hail METAL!!!! Bieber is a faggot! Kill that little-
Say it again. I fucking dare you. |
But what comment sparked this rant? Did someone have the audacity, the temerity to insult the greatest musical genre of all time and say that Bieber was better? The comment which the writer of the above comment (Megaslaytallicathrax) was replying to, is as follows:
Bieber
And that's it. The simplest, most genius piece of trolling ever. All you have to do now is go onto a metal video, and type "Bieber" into the comments section, and some twerp will shit blood all over his keyboard. It is beyond ridiculous.
There is nothing, nothing, hardcore or alternative about hating Justin Bieber. Absolutely nothing. It's not as if the whole world is listening to him, and by listening to Master of Puppets you are performing some illicit, criminal activity (though if I was in charge, listening to that shit would definitely be illegal), and sticking two fingers up to the whole of society, man.
I am not saying I like Justin Bieber's music, or that I advocate not trolling false metal poseurs mercilessly. What I am saying is that calling "Biebz" and his fans "faggots" is a complete waste of time, because a) you'll just make them love him more, and b) if you were metal and not a poseur, you would spend your time listening to metal, not typing your stupid illiterate opinions into a box.
Listening to metal, and arguing over metal, are metal activities. Arguing over anything else is most definitely not metal, and next time I catch you doing it, you will be branded a poser and viciously slain, as shown below:
And probably raped as well by the look of things... |
D.